Friday, March 20, 2009

A Fat Quarter is Not a Body Part

A customer came in for her new block of the month. I asked her if she wanted to grab her fat quarter and then went to get her new block. “You mean like this?” she said. But I could hear that she hadn’t even left the front counter. So I started explaining very officially that she gets a free fat quarter for finishing last month’s block on time. When I heard laughter I looked up. The customer was squeezing and jiggling her back side.

She and my employee had a big laugh together about how I’m too young to get the joke.

Go ahead, ladies. Have your joke.

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