Sunday, March 6, 2011

A Short but Accurate Dramatic Reenactment

This afternoon at my shop

[Phone rings]

ME: Fat Quarter Quilting, this is Julie-ann.

BARB: Oh hi, Julie-ann, this is Barb.

ME: Hi, Barb, how are you?

BARB: Have you heard the heartbeat yet?

ME: What? Ah, yeah actually, twice.

BARB: How fast was it?

ME: 160 beats a minute, both times.

BARB: Oh! You’re having a girl. So have you gotten in the thread I ordered?


Tonight in my baby book

“The baby’s heart rate is not an indication of gender. A study in the mid-1990s, using over 10,000 measurements, dispelled the theory that the speed of a baby’s heartbeat predicted whether it would be a boy or girl.”


I love science. Conversely, I also love my job.

Most days.